BOOKS BY: Marguerite A. Fair

• Do you know someone who needs to be cheered up?
• DO you know a woman who loves an excuse to laugh?
• Is there a man out there looking for a gift for his lady?
• These books are also great one of a kind gifts for any friend!

Reading these books is like having a stand up comic on hand
 for emergencies!

* TELLING ON MYSELF/HOW TO NOT LOSE WEIGHT, FIND LOVE OR GROW OLD GRACEFULLY*

Book Blurb from Writer's Digest about

"Telling On Myself"

     "Any woman who can't relate to Marguerite Fair's funny but real litany of issues must be dead.  But the author approaches life's ills, surprises and inevitabilities with real honesty, quirky realism and certainly a great sense-of-humor--and therein a real lesson for the reader.  From her cover photo one knows she has a great time in life, or she makes the best of all situations. The laughs keep her going. A mix of Erma Bombeck and Maxine, Fair offers advice, non-advice all pretty much outrageous, but hey, if we can laugh, we're all the better for it.  Her writing is very reader friendly, conversational, even intimate--the reader might be having a drink or shopping with her."     

FROM THE BOOK

SUPERMARKET LINES

"The supermarket is the most dangerious place in the world to be stuck in a long line.  Unlike the bank line, there is plently to do.  I refer to this as my special touch the goodies time.  For anyone who is food management challenged--this is not a good time out for an adult whose sugar level is dropping rapidly!"

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* AM I STILL TALKING? DID I SAY

SOMETHING FUNNY?*

BOOK BLURB FROM KATHY BEE HOST OF TOUCHING LIVES WITH KATHY BEE - "Am I still talking is a most delightful book that will make you laugh and make you think--I loved it!"

 

 

 

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NO NO LIST FOR SPIRITUALITY........from the book.  You know that you are not spiritual if you do any of the following:

 

• Spit on the ground in public
• Are mean to people
• Lose your temper in traffic
• Scream at people when you feel justified in doing so
• Flush sanitary pads down the toilet........anywhere
• Hog the remote control
• Drink water from the tap
• Wear dirty underwear
• Have one set of standards for yourself and another for the rest of us
• Waste time endlessly blaming your dysfunctional life on other people and circumstances
• Refuse to recognize when you are wrong
• Drive like you own the road
• Spend your life trying to control everyone except yourself
• Live a life of reality-denial, then brag about how wonderful your therapist thinks you are
• Deliberately crash shopping carts into cars when you think nobody is watching

 

 

Newest Book!  Be your own design team!

Decorating fun on a budget!

 

 A special  price for 2008.........
all books for sale at $10.00 per book.
Contact me directly if you would like to purchase.
Marguerite: 310-490-9489
or email
writerperson48 @ yahoo.com

 

All books have been copyrighted with the Library of Congress in Washington, D.C.

And...........they come with a guarantee to make you laugh...............